Frequently Asked Questoins

DOES ANYBODY REALLY CARE WHO
GETS TO BE PRESIDENT?
NO, CAUSE NO MATTER WHO GETS ELECTED, YOU STILL PAY
TAXES AND NO ONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE GIVES A FUCK WHAT
YOU THINK ANY WAY- SO SHUT UP AND GIVE THE GOVERNMENT
WHAT THEY RIGHTFULLY DESERVE= ALL YOUR MONEY!







IS MICHAEL MYERS DEAD, NOW THAT
JAMIE LEE CURTIS CUT HIS HEAD OFF IN
H20?
IT’S HARD TO SAY. JUDGING BY THE MOVIES OF THE PAST, YOU
COULD CLEARLY MAKE A NEW HALLOWEEN MOVIE ABOUT
HALLOWEEN MASKS, AND CALL IT THE SEASON OF THE WITCH
PART 2. NOW IF YOU THINK THAT DOESEN’T MAKE ANY SCENCE
JUST WATCH HALLOWEEN 3, NEATHER WILL THAT.







WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
WELL YOU SEE THERE ARE BEES AND THEY STICK IT IN FLOWERS
SO THEY CAN PRACTICE TO BE GOOD AT, YA KNOW, DOIN’ IT. SO
WHEN A BEE AND A CHICK, DO IT, IT’S POSSIBEL FOR HER TO GET
PREGNANT FROM ALL THAT FLOWER POLLIN THAT HAS
ACCUMILUATED ON HIS STINGER. THE BEE THEN, EMEDITLY
STARTS NATURES CYCEL OF PAYING CHILD SUPPORT TO THE
FRIEND OF THE COURT, EVEN BEFOR THE DRUNK ASS STORK
BRINGS THE SLIMY HUMAN-BEE CHILD BACK TO THEIR HAPPY
HIVE LIKE HOUSE, I THINK.







WHAT DID TWIZTID DO BEFORE MAKING
MUSIC?
YA KNOW, I HEARD RUMMORS THAT THEY USTA STRIP AT AN
OVER THE HILL CENIOR CITISENS LADIES BUSWA NAMED CLARA’S
WATERING HOLE. IM REALLY PRAYING THAT, THAT IS JUST A
RUMMOR, CAUSE THEIR AIN’T NOTHING FRESH ABOUT MONOXIDE,
AND MADROX’S FAT ASS ALL OILED UP WITH SPEEDOS ON, NOT
TO MENTION THE CROUD OF COTTON TOPED RAISENS WAVING
DOLLER BILL FOR A LAP DANCE. SCAREY!







IS IT TRUE THAT SMOKING CAN KILL
YOU?
ACCORDING TO MONOXIDE, THAT IS MERELY SPECULATION.







WHY DOES GUM LOSE IT’S FLAVOR
AFTER YOU CHEW IT FOR A WHILE?
YOU HAVE BEEN BRAIN WASHED BY THE MANUFACTURERS OF
CHEWING GUM PRODUCTS TO BELIEVE THAT GUM LOOSES IT’S
FLAVOR, SO YOU WILL RUN OUT AND BUY MORE, WHEN THE GUM
YOU JUST SPIT OUT WAS JUST AS SWEET, OR SPERIMINTY IF YOU
PREFER AS THE NEW GUM YOU JUST BOUGHT. YOU HAVE BEEN
WARNED!







IS THE DARK CARNIVAL A CULT?
WE HAVE BEEN CALLED A CULT, BY NUNS WAVING RULERS AND
WHAT NOT, BUT WERE MORE OF A FAMILY. THE DARK CARNIVAL
IS THE LOOKING GLASS THROUGH WITCH YOU SEE YOURSELF
AND OTHERS, AND WATCH THE CHANGE IN THE WORLD. IF YOU
ARE FAMILY FEAR NOT, AND SLEEP WELL FOR THERE IS WORK TO
DO.







HOW DOES TWIZTID COME UP WITH IDEAS
FOR SONGS?
ACCORDING TO MADROX, HIM AND MONOXIDE TAKE TURNS
HITTING EACH OTHER IN THE HEAD WITH A BALL PIN HAMMER,
SCREAMING OUT A NEW IDEA WITH EACH HIT. THE IDEA THAT’S
SHOUTED OUT ON THE HIT THAT DRAWS BLOOD GETS MADE INTO
A SONG.

This is my good friend Hal. I took this picture on his birthday. I think he likes to be in pictures.

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This is my good friend Hal. I took this picture on his birthday. I think he likes to be in pictures.

This is my good friend Hal. I took this picture on his birthday. I think he likes to be in pictures.